Tending the Dandelions
By Trinny Sigler
Mother’s Day and Father’s Day bring up mixed emotions for many. I am estranged from my birth mother following years of a fractured relationship. For a variety of reasons, we never bonded. However, I was lucky to be raised beside my grandmother and two great-aunts who filled the mother role and gave me the nurturing I needed.
I have a beautiful memory of my mother. I loved to color and had a wagon full of crayons I’d pull around the house. On one trip down the hall way, the wagon overturned, spilling crayons everywhere. I looked at the huge mess and my tiny hands, realized it would take me forever to get them picked up, and started to cry. Mom came over and scooped all of the crayons up in no time. I wasn’t in trouble, and she didn’t yell. She just quietly scooped them up. I remember feeling so grateful and thinking that her hands were so much bigger, and she was so fast. It showed me that the bigger people can help solve problems sometimes and gave me hope that my whole day wasn’t going to be spent dealing with a mess. Over the years, if anyone brought up negative memories about her, my mind whispers, Yes, but there was that day with the wagon full of crayons.
All of us at times have had people who came into our lives and helped. They were able to give us what we needed, when we needed it. Some of us had people who maybe wanted to help but didn’t have what we needed. These are not “good people” or “bad people”. They are just people who could or could not be what we needed when we needed it.
We always have the right to think of our parents in good ways, no matter what the circumstances. Maybe there is a life time of happy memories, maybe there are a few happy memories, or maybe there is just one really good one. Maybe you only have vague memories of your parent, maybe you never knew them and never will. You still have the right to think fondly of them. (If anyone ever talks badly about your parent in front of you, it’s okay to ask them to please stop.)
In some cases, they weren’t able to give you want you needed so they helped you find a path that could nurture you. They wanted better for you. Sometimes dandelions can grow in very rocky places, but it is not easy. Perhaps they wish their little seedlings will blow away and find a softer landing.
Sometimes parents never learned how to be parents. They were never taught this because their parents didn’t know either. They don’t know how to take care of someone else. If I asked you to drive a car without ever teaching you how to do it, you would not drive successfully. Even if I gave you the most amazing, wonderful car, you still would not be able to drive it well. It has nothing to do with how special the car is and everything to do with you trying to do something you never learned how to do. It’s not your fault your parents never learned how to be parents, and it’s not your fault if helpers had to get you to someone who knew how to care for you.
When Mother’s Day and Father’s Day comes around, you may have some uncomfortable feelings. You may feel sadness or grief, and sometimes this comes out as anger. Sometimes when we feel angry, we want to lash out at the people who are in our lives because we are angry at the people who can’t be there. When this happens, check in with yourself to figure out how you’re really feeling and who the anger is directed at. Take a break if you need to. Ask yourself if there is something you can do to feel better. What do you need? Do you need to write a letter to the missing parent to say how you feel? Do you need to pretend they are sitting there and get all of your feelings off your chest? After that, do something that makes you happy such as playing a favorite game or spending time with friends.
Remember nothing that happened in the past has to hurt your future. You get to decide how your future will be. Think about all those who are there to love you and guide you. Some people had to love you best by stepping aside because they weren’t able to take care you. There are only two types of people in this world: those you thrive in spite of and those you thrive because of. Either way, my little dandelions, my little wishes, you thrive.
Saturday, May 9, 2020
Monday, January 27, 2020
Trick-or-Treat "Tricky" Nicholas, August 21,2011 -January 20, 2020
Trick-or-Treat “Tricky” Nicholas
August 21, 2011 -January 20, 2020
Trick-or-Treat “Tricky” Oreo Nicholas, also known as Twicka, Trix, Trix Nix, entered into rest January 20, 2020 due to complications of asthma and diabetes. Born August 21, 2011, she was homeless as a kitten before joining her furever family on Halloween night that same year.
At the age of two, Tricky nearly died from an asthma attack. She was attended by Dr. Perry and staff at Perry’s Animal Hospital, the vets at Kanawha Valley Veterinary Emergency Hospital, and a team of veterinarians at Virginia Tech, where she became an honorary Hokie. Once she was started on an inhaler twice a day, her health stabilized, giving her a total of eight good years with her family.
Tricky enjoyed spending time with her human and her other best friend, Guinness, the dog. She thoroughly enjoyed slapping the piss out of her cat roommates. She had a favorite blue string she would carry, meowing every step of the way to get your attention, when she wanted to play. While strings were her favorites, she also enjoyed laser lights and paper bags. Tricky was unable to go outside due to her asthma, but she enjoyed sitting in the window sill taking in warm breezes and watching birds. She got excited when the occasional grasshopper or spider got in the house.
Tricky was much loved by family, friends, and vets everywhere due to her big purrsonality and super fuzzy cuddles. She will be forever missed.
The family would like to thank all of the wonderful vets who have been involved in her care and also Cooke Pet Crematorium in Nitro. No visitation will be held because she didn’t like any of you. On the gentlest and fairest day in spring, her ashes will be scattered in Jerry’s memorial guardian.
Having Words
They see me hanging out,
with all the pretty boys.
They may even see me with their fella,
and call me a ho,
but no.
I could’ve spent the morning
with a lover,
maybe even your lover,
but it’s sexier to stay in bed with words.
They find out I write the words,
the words that catch all the pretty girls,
and they call me a lesbian,
but no.
They see me sneakin around on the fringes
and call me a dealer,
and I am.
I deal in words.
Words are smokin hot!
They attract.
Listen to the words from that one!
Whew!
He got a turn of phrase.
Is it just us?
Or you ampersand I?
Without the words,
you’re at a loss.
You gotta find the words,
with the roots,
that tunnel down deep
into the soul,
words to make the heart respond,
“Yes, those words,
from that guy,
in this space and time,
traveled all this way,
because they were meant to fall
on these ears,
on this day,
and be taken
this way.
How you gonna touch me,
if you can’t even reach me?
And lets get rid of all those weird rules
no one likes,
such as:
You are into me except after her.
And
he always comes before me
especially after alcohol.
You take my words,
and slam them shut,
put them on a shelf.
I’ve made you see
too deeply inside yourself.
If these phrases
that I put together
just for you
fall on deaf ears,
then I won’t say
another
word. (c) Trinny Sigler 2020
Thursday, March 14, 2019
Mourning Morning
Mourning Morning
Once a year, the ocean and I meet.
I tell him about my troubles, as he caresses my feet.
I tell him all that's happened since I've seen him last,
of all the good things in my life,
but also of loved ones who have passed.
I talk of people I had a year ago
that I've since lost,
how broken my soul feels without them,
how my heart has been tumbled and tossed.
He gives me shells that have been through the same,
broken, emptied, now polished,
and they still remain.
The sea oats nod with empathy.
"Yes, yes," they whisper as I walk by.
The seagulls hover around,
and sometimes with me cry.
Moody clouds blanket both me and the sky.
The ocean calls out,
"Hey! Look at me!
I'm deep, and I'm blue."
I see that he manages it beautifully,
and I know I can too.
When I get it all poured out
and again am feeling brave,
I call out, "See you next year!"
He says, "I'll be here, dear,"
and waves and waves and waves.
(c) T. Sigler 2019
Sunday, January 13, 2019
Creation
Creation
I thought maybe snake handlers,
and the close minded,
weren't the best ones to advise me
about salvation and the cosmos.
The god they spoke of
wasn't a god of love,
so I released him from his duty.
My god looks like Jerry Garcia.
My goddesses are nurturers,
mountain mamas, and healers.
Like violets in the fields they stand,
sucking up the earth's magic
through bare feet on summer nights.
They gaze at stars and don't wonder
but know.
Even the spirits show up to follow them around.
Creators who walk through life
in color,
who write, paint, make music, plant seeds,
make babies, bake bread,
create laughter, or any feeling,
in a soul that has been numb.
This how we are made in the image
of the gods.
Trinny Sigler
Tuesday, January 1, 2019
The Warped Sapling
Warped Saplings
T. Sigler
One of these days I'll die,
and the mountains will swallow the place up.
Maybe they'll have a little misty morning tea party,
the leaves cupping dew.
The grass, no longer at threat of being mowed, will
flourish.
A bird will fly off on the horizon,
making the sky wink
at the freed vegetation.
He will bring back seeds
and plant his own preferred flowers,
instead of the ones I've chosen all these years.
The trees will head-bang, rocking out to the silence.
Snails, no longer at risk of being stomped,
relax and move in sweet slime time.
The elder pines that surrounded me all my life,
will talk about what a pain-in-the-ass guest I was,
how I destroyed the leaf carpet every fall,
how I broke stuff and burned things,
how I invaded their space, climbed them.
They'll describe me as a warped sapling.
After all this time,
the interloper is gone.
We set out to make our mark on the world,
as if this is a good thing,
but that leaves behind
scars.
We'd do best to not.
Wednesday, September 12, 2018
Man Trains Pets to Demand Breakfast at 5 a.m. and Other Reasonable Grounds for Divorce
*I pitched this to Points in Case. They said it was more Onion material, but Onion doesn't accept submissions without an agent, so I thought I'd just share it here.
Man Trains Pets to Demand Breakfast
at 5 a.m. and Other Reasonable Grounds
for Divorce
Lawmakers look at making divorce
easier to cut down on homicide rates
by Trinny Sigler (c)
Betty Lou Guiltenhammer
of Pike County , KY ,
has served five years of her 50 year sentence for bludgeoning her spouse, Jimmy
Joe, to death with a high-heeled slipper, after he trained their pets to wake
her up at 5 a.m.
"We had five
cats, two dogs, and a couple friendly squirrels. He trained them all to wake me
up demanding breakfast at five, knowing I don't have to be at work until nine. Jimmy
Joe always was jealous because his job started a few hours before mine.
The cats were the
first string of attack, and they would start meowing and scratching on the door
around four fifty-five. The dogs would bust in next at five. If that didn't get
me up, them squirrels would start scratching on the window at five after. It
were more than I could take. One morning I heard Jimmy Joe laughing about it,
so I took off my slipper and whacked him in the head. I didn't mean to kill
him. Who knew I'd hit just the right spot? Reckon our brains are like egg
yolks...like puddin'."
Supporters
started the Free Betty Lou campaign to
try to get her released. One such supporter was Myra Kendrick who says,
"It was an accident. What wife ain't hit their man upside the head with a
shoe? They don't usually drop dead. Her sentence shouldn't be more than
manslaughter. Maybe even justifiable homicide or not guilty by reason of
insanity. Let me ask you something? If five cats, two dogs, and a pair of
squirrels woke you up at the ass-crack of dawn, wouldn't that work on you a
little? Like water torture, one drip at a time, it adds up. She broke."
Following Jimmy
Joe's death, family and friends of both spouses began pressuring law makers to make divorce quicker and more
accessible. Jimmy Joe's brother, Timmy Bo, spoke about the family's feelings on
the matter.
"Marriage
ought to be harder to get into and easier to get out of. Who knew Betty Lou was a psychopath? She
always seemed like a sweet girl. Kept the trailer clean. We should've known
something was amiss when she did in that rooster during their first year of
marriage, but you know...people strangle chickens all the time. But the fact is
my brother would be here today, if Betty could've gotten a divorce on the day
the pets started harassing her. He
would've kept the pets."
"Wish I
could've gotten rid of my old lady that easily," said Benny Hogindorf, a local
paralegal. "We feel this drive-thru divorce option will be a huge
deterrent to first degree murder. Murder is a lot of work, if you think about
it. Chasing someone down, killing them, dragging a body through the woods. My
ex weighed between three and four hundred pounds. In those cases you have to have at least one
accomplice, maybe two, and good friends are hard to come by. So it's that
versus pulling through a drive-thru. No more work than it takes to order breakfast."
While some see it
as convenience, others see it as erosion of morality.
"I think it's
an abomination!" says Pastor Effew of the Crystal
Methodist Church .
"The Bible says that what God has joined, let no man put assunder. Why
make breaking the Lord's commands easier? Marriage is a holy covenant. It shouldn't
be treated like tacos."
"On what
grounds?"
"He routinely
takes all the coffee and doesn't make a new pot."
"Any property
or kids to divide up?"
"No, he can
have it all. I just want out."
"Stop at the
first window so the clerk can record this, and then proceed to the second
window so the judge can give you the decree. Take the decree home and hang it
on the fridge. If he wants to counter, he will have to drive thru himself.
Today's drive-thru is free, but each time y'all come back over this, the cost
goes up by a thousand dollars. Cash in hand. Enjoy the rest of your day! And if
you are happy with our services, my name is Kayla. Will you take this survey?
Like us on Facebook!"
Easy Peasy.
Meanwhile from her
six by eight cell in prison, Betty Lou Guiltenhammer expresses remorse. "I
never meant to kill Jimmy Joe, but if I become the poster child for the rapid
divorce, then he didn't die in vain. I mean, if we can do it with tax refunds
and mortgages, why can't we do it with divorce too? Why make people wait six
months or more? That just gives spouses time to plot each other's demise.
I do think Jimmy
Joe set out to drive me crazy when he trained those pets. Well, you got your
wish, baby," she says as she simultaneously rubs her locket and points to
the heavens, "I took the crazy train down to homicide town. It was a shame
Jimmy Joe was on the tracks, but there's consequences for every action. I'm
serving mine, and Jimmy's serving his. But no other couples should have to
suffer this way..."
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